Mae West Quotes
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
“It’s not what you say, but how you say it!”
“Sex is emotion in motion.”
“I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.”
“I’m single because I was born that way.”
“I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.”
“Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.”
“An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.”
“Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
“When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad I’m better.”
“Everything’s in the mind. That’s where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.”
“There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.”
“I speak two languages, Body and English.”
“I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”
“Flattery will get you everywhere.”
“Don’t cry for a man who’s left you – the next one may fall for your smile.”
“Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.”
“A man’s kiss is his signature.”
“Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love – that’s not so bad either.”
“Well behaved women do not make history.”
“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”
“The score never interested me, only the game.”
“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
“To err is human, but it feels divine.”
“A hard man is good to find.”
“Well, the end of another busy day. I can’t wait till I get back to bed. If that don’t work I’ll try to sleep.”
“Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.”
“I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.”
“Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.”
“How tall are you big boy? Six foot nine inches! Let’s go up to my place and talk about the nine inches!”
“He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.”
“I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.”
“I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.”
“Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.”
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”
“Look your best – who said love is blind?”
“The best way to behave is to misbehave.”
“His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.”
“For a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I’m not ashamed anymore.”
“Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.”
“Don’t let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.”
“Never mind about the six feet. Let’s talk about the seven inches.”
“I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.”
“I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.”
“Let’s get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini...”
“Women want certain things in marriage – the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.”
“If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!”
“Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.”
“You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink.”
“Don’t ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.”
“Come up and see me sometime.”
“Brains are an asset, if you hide them.”
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
“A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.”
“I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.”
“Woman: You certainly know the way to a man’s heart. Mae West: Funny, too, ’cause I don’t know how to cook.”
“I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself.”
“Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.”
“Brains are an asset to the woman in love who’s smart enough to hide ’em.”
“Love is the only industry which can’t operate on a five-day week.”
“Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.”
“You may think you’re in love when the passions of sex get hold of you, but if you didn’t love the man before, you won’t love him after. Like him, maybe, but not love him.”
“Money is of value for what it buys, and in love it buys time, place, intimacy, comfort, and a private corner alone.”
“I always did like a man in uniform. And that one fits you grand. Why don’t you come up sometime and see me?”
“Life’s just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.”
“Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.”
“A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book.”
“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.”
“A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.”
“A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction.”
“Some of the wildest men make the best pets.”
“No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.”
“I like a man what takes his time.”
“A good man is hard to find – but you’ll mostly find him asleep.”
“A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty – he has suffered longer.”
“It’s all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he’s perfect.”
“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”
“I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.”
“Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”
“I’ve been things and seen places.”
“Never ask a man where he has been.”
“I freely chose the kind of life I led because I was convinced that a woman has as much right as a man to live the way she does if she does no actual harm to society.”
“Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.”
“I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.”
“A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.”
“The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.”
“Beulah, peel me a grape.”
“When you get the personality, you don’t need the nudity.”
“Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you’re heading for a crash. What I’m against is blind flying.”
“Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.”
“Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they’re doing and saying in films right now just shouldn’t be allowed. There’s no dignity anymore and I think that’s very important.”
“Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it’ll keep you.”
“Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.”
“It ain’t no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don’t break any.”
“Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.”
“Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.”
“Ice is nice at any price.”
“Hollywood was like a mouse being followed by a cat called television.”
“I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both sides without being obstructed.”
“Men would wither and custom stale them, but diamonds! Ah, they were crystallized immortality!”
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
“It’s not what you say, but how you say it!”
“Sex is emotion in motion.”
“I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.”
“I’m single because I was born that way.”
“I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.”
“Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.”
“An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.”
“Positive thoughts generate positive feelings and attract positive life experiences. You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
“When I’m good, I’m very good. But when I’m bad I’m better.”
“Everything’s in the mind. That’s where it all starts. Knowing what you want is the first step toward getting it.”
“There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.”
“I speak two languages, Body and English.”
“I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.”
“Flattery will get you everywhere.”
“Don’t cry for a man who’s left you – the next one may fall for your smile.”
“Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.”
“A man’s kiss is his signature.”
“Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love – that’s not so bad either.”
“Well behaved women do not make history.”
“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”
“The score never interested me, only the game.”
“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
“To err is human, but it feels divine.”
“A hard man is good to find.”
“Well, the end of another busy day. I can’t wait till I get back to bed. If that don’t work I’ll try to sleep.”
“Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.”
“I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.”
“Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.”
“How tall are you big boy? Six foot nine inches! Let’s go up to my place and talk about the nine inches!”
“He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.”
“I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you.”
“I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.”
“Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.”
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”
“Look your best – who said love is blind?”
“The best way to behave is to misbehave.”
“His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.”
“For a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I’m not ashamed anymore.”
“Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.”
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“Don’t let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.”
“Never mind about the six feet. Let’s talk about the seven inches.”
“I wrote the story myself. It’s about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.”
“I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.”
“Let’s get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini...”
“Women want certain things in marriage – the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.”
“If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!”
“Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.”
“You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink.”
“Don’t ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.”
“Come up and see me sometime.”
“Brains are an asset, if you hide them.”
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
“A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.”
“I’m no model lady. A model’s just an imitation of the real thing.”
“Woman: You certainly know the way to a man’s heart. Mae West: Funny, too, ’cause I don’t know how to cook.”
“I have never loved a man as much as I have loved myself.”
“Dating means two things; disillusionment or a racing heart.”
“Brains are an asset to the woman in love who’s smart enough to hide ’em.”
“Love is the only industry which can’t operate on a five-day week.”
“Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.”
“You may think you’re in love when the passions of sex get hold of you, but if you didn’t love the man before, you won’t love him after. Like him, maybe, but not love him.”
“Money is of value for what it buys, and in love it buys time, place, intimacy, comfort, and a private corner alone.”
“I always did like a man in uniform. And that one fits you grand. Why don’t you come up sometime and see me?”
“Life’s just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.”
“Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.”
“A girl in the convertible is worth five in the phone book.”
“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I’m tired.”
“A dame that knows the ropes isn’t likely to get tied up.”
“A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that’s subtraction.”
“Some of the wildest men make the best pets.”
“No one can have everything, so you have to try for what you want most.”
“I like a man what takes his time.”
“A good man is hard to find – but you’ll mostly find him asleep.”
“A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty – he has suffered longer.”
“It’s all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he’s perfect.”
“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”
“I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself.”
“Love thy neighbor – and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.”
“I’ve been things and seen places.”
“Never ask a man where he has been.”
“I freely chose the kind of life I led because I was convinced that a woman has as much right as a man to live the way she does if she does no actual harm to society.”
“Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.”
“I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.”
“A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.”
“The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.”
“Beulah, peel me a grape.”
“When you get the personality, you don’t need the nudity.”
“Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you’re heading for a crash. What I’m against is blind flying.”
“Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.”
“Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they’re doing and saying in films right now just shouldn’t be allowed. There’s no dignity anymore and I think that’s very important.”
“Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it’ll keep you.”
“Give a man a free hand and he’ll run it all over you.”
“It ain’t no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don’t break any.”
“Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.”
“Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.”
“Ice is nice at any price.”
“Hollywood was like a mouse being followed by a cat called television.”
“I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both sides without being obstructed.”
“Men would wither and custom stale them, but diamonds! Ah, they were crystallized immortality!”
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