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“Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window.” — Steve Bluestone




“Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.”




“The best therapist has fur and four legs.”




“If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” — Will Rogers




“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.” – Gene Hill




“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog.” — Franklin P. Jones




“If your dog is fat, YOU need more exercise.”




“In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.” c Edward Hoagland




“People have been asking me if I was going to have kids, and I had puppies instead.” – Kate Jackson




“If it wasn’t for puppies, some people would never go for a walk.” – Unknown




“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man’s.” — Mark Twain




"Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant." John Peer




“I am not spoiled I just happen to be great at training people.” ~ Anonymous Dog




“Nothing in the world is friendlier than a wet dog.”




“I know your day was ruff but my food dish isn’t gonna fill itself.”

Best Dog Quotes Sayings

“A dog is a great companion when one spouse has to go away on a business trip.”




“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.” — Anonymous




"Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” — Anne Tyler




“Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.” ~ Dave Barry




“I was thinking of getting a German Shepherd once, but I didn’t want to learn another language just to have a dog.” ~ Anonymous




“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.”— Christopher Morley




“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.” — Phil Pastoret




“I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop!”— Jonah Goldberg




“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” — Groucho Marx




“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.” — Sue Murphy




“A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost.” — Charlotte Gray




“Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mail man is not to be trusted.” — Sian Ford




“A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.” — Helen Thomson




“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” — Bernard Williams




“To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.” — Aldous Huxley




“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” — Rita Rudner




“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.” — Marilyn Monroe




“In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.” — Derek Bruce




“My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!”— Greg Curtis




“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’ ” — Dave Barry




“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts.” —John Steinbeck




“My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.” — Joe Weinstein




“It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.” — Rodney Dangerfield




“If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?”

Your The Best Dog Quotes

“I feel sorry for people who don’t have dogs. I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor.”




“You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.”




“Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take…I’ll be watching you.”




“Beware! Dogs can’t hold its licker.”




“Dogs are like potato chips. You can’t have just one.”




“Life without a dog is like an unsharpened pencil. It has no point.”




“Less people, more dogs.”




“Dogs are my favorite people.”




“I don’t care who dies in the movie, as long as the dog lives.”




“I am one dog short of crazy.”




“If our dog doesn’t like you, we probably won’t either.”




“It’s OK if you don’t like my dog, not everyone has good taste.”




“Choosing a dog may be the only chance you get to pick a relative.” - Mordecai Siegal




“Dogs over dudes.”




“Leave me alone – I’m only speaking to dogs today.”




“The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.”




“When I die my dog gets everything.”




"Friendly dog, but beware of owner."




"My dog winks at me sometimes… And I always wink back just in case it’s some kind of code."




"Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really."




"My cute appearance is super deceiving – my farts are potent enough to clear a room of 30+ people."




"I don’t always bark at night. But when I do, it’s for no reason."




"Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one."




"My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am."

Best Short Dog Quotes

"I came, I sniffed, I rolled in it."




“The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.” – Samuel Butler




“Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made. ” – Roger A. Caras




“Happiness is a warm puppy.” – Charles Schulz




“Dogs leave pawprints on our hearts” – Author Unknown




“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.” – Mark Twain




“You know, a dog can snap you out of any kind of bad mood that you’re in faster than you can think of.” – Jill Abramson




"Before you get a dog, you can’t quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can’t imagine living any other way.” – Caroline Knapp




“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.” -Kinky Friedman




“If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.” – Woodrow Wilson




“No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you feel rich.” – Louis Sabin




“Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.” – Alexander Pope




“Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, and filling an emptiness we didn’t ever know we had.” – Thom Jones




“Nobody can fully understand the meaning of love unless he’s owned a dog. A dog can show you more honest affection with a flick of his tail than a man can gather through a lifetime of handshakes.” – Gene Hill




“If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals.” – Albert Einstein




“Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong.” – W.R. Purche




“I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.” – Barbara Woodhouse




“Intelligent dogs rarely want to please people whom they do not respect.” – W.R. Koehler




“Even the tiniest Poodle or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart.” – Dorothy Hinshaw




“What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it’s the size of the fight in the dog.” – Dwight Eisenhower




“The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.” – Stanley Coren




“Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place with curators in museums; others we take for walks.” – Roger A. Caras

Best Dog Quotes Of All Time

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” – Josh Billings




“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.” – Charles de Gaulle




“My little dog – a heartbeat at my feet.” – Edith Wharton




“It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them.” – John Grogan




“To err is human — to forgive, canine.” – Author Unknown




“The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be.” – Konrad Lorenz




“If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.” – Capek




“The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.” – M.K. Clinton




"Before you get a dog, you can’t quite imagine what living with one might be like; afterward, you can’t imagine living any other way.” – Caroline Knapp




“Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.”- Orhan Pamuk




“Dogs never bite me. Just humans.” – Marilyn Monroe




“My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.” – Anne Lamott




“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” – Will Rogers




“Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all.” -John Grogan




“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.” – Christopher Morley




“Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well.” – Bonnie Wilcox




“In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.” – Edward Hoagland




“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” – Ann Landers




“Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mail man is not to be trusted” – Sian Ford




“A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost.” – Charlotte Gray




“A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.” – Helen Thomson




“I think dogs are the most amazing creatures. The give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.” – Gilda Radner




“You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.” – Harry Truman




“Dogs come into out lives to teach us about love, they depart to teach us about loss. A new dog never replaces an old dog. It merely expands the heart.” – Author Unknown




“I care not for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not better for it.” – Abraham Lincoln




“What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job!” – George Carlin

Dog Quotes Love And Loyalty


“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” – Andy Rooney




“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts.” – John Steinbeck




“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not mans.” – Mark Twain




“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.” – Fran Lebowitz




“I’m a lot less cranky when it’s just me and my dog.” – Bob Peterson




“The poor dog, in life the firmest friend. The first to welcome, foremost to defend.” – Lord Byron




“When an 85 pound mammal licks your tears away, and then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.” – Kristan Higgins




“It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.” – Rodney Dangerfield




“There is no faith which has never yet been broken except that of a truly faithful dog.” – Konrad Lorenz




“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.” – Sue Murphy




“Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.” – Agnes Turnbull




“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.” – Robert Benchley




“I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source.” – Doris Day




“Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it watching for us to come home each day.” – John Grogan




“A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me.” – Barack Obama




“Life is a series of dogs.” – George Carlin




“Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.” – Agatha Christie




“We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment to animals.” – Immanuel Kant




“There’s just something about dogs that makes you feel good. You come home, they’re thrilled to see you. They’re good for the ego.” – Janet Schnellman




“Dog is God spelled backward.” – Duane Chapman




“When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.” – Edward Abbey




“Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.” – Moby




“If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.” – Roger A. Caras




“When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.” – Eckhart Tolle




“My main characters are the most sunny, happy, optimistic, loving creatures on the face of the Earth. I couldn’t be happier that’s where I start. I can put as many flawed people in the dog’s world as I like, but the dog doesn’t care. Dog doesn’t judge, dog doesn’t dislike. Dog loves. That’s not so bad.” – Bruce Cameron

Dog Quotes Inspirational

“Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.” – Dean Koontz




“If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness.” – Marjorie Garber




“Dogs die. But dogs live, too. Right up until they die, they live. They live brave, beautiful lives. They protect their families. And love us, and make our lives a little brighter, and they don’t waste time being afraid of tomorrow.” – Dan Gemeinhart




“Live. Laugh. Bark.” – Unknown




“Keep calm and pet a dog.” – Unknown




“My dog thinks I’m a catch.” – Unknown




“The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.”




“Some people don’t understand why my dog means so much to me. That’s ok. My dog does.”




“Do you ever look at your dog and think… How did I get so lucky?”




“Stop telling me he’s just a dog. My dog has more personality, integrity, empathy and loyalty than most people I know. He’s family.”




"A house is not a home without a dog."




“My sunshine doesn’t come from the skies. It comes from the love that’s in my dogs eyes.”




“Whoever said that diamonds are a girl’s best friend… Never owned a dog.”




“Dogs never lie about love.” – Jeffery Masson




“Dogs are God’s way of apologizing for your relatives.”




“Never trust a person that doesn’t love dogs.”




“The journey of life is sweeter when traveled with a dog.”




“As wonderful as dogs can be, they are famous for missing the point.”




“My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip.” – Craig Shoemaker




“The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.” – Margot Kaufman




“One of the happiest sights in the world comes when a lost dog is reunited with a master he loves. You just haven’t seen joy till you have seen that.”




“How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn’t make it a leg.” – Abraham Lincoln




"When you feel lousy, puppy therapy is indicated." — Sara Paretsky




"You really have to be some kind of a creep for a dog to reject you." — Joe Garagiola




"You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, ‘What’s in it for me?’" — Lewis Grizzard




"Buy a pup and your money will buy love unflinching." — Rudyard Kipling




"Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog; but you’re never friendless ever, if you have a dog." — Douglas Mallock




"The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants." — Johnny Depp

Dog Quotes Love And Loyalty

"It is scarcely possible to doubt that the love of man has become instinctive in the dog." — Charles Darwin




"Dog hair is my glitter."




"I wonder what my dog named me."




“Don't treat the dogs like people. Treat the dogs like dogs. They are better than people." Charles Manson Quote




“I love dogs, but dogs, you have to be in the country with dogs. I cannot walk a dog on the street.” Karl Lagerfeld Quote:




“Dogs like to obey. It gives them security.” James Herriot Quote:




“Dogs are one of those things that make you happy and make you wonder.” Dean Koontz Quote:




“Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, Filling an emptiness we don't even know we have.” Thom Jones Quote:




“Dogs don't make mistakes.” Arthur Conan Doyle Quote:




“I agree with Agassiz that dogs possess something very like conscience.” Charles Darwin Quote:




“Dogs are the closest we come to knowing the divine love of God on this side of eternity.” Anne Lamott Quote:




“Dogs want only love but cats demand worship.”. L.M. Montgomery Quote:




“Experts are just trained dogs.” Albert Einstein Quote:




“Dogs wait for us faithfully.” Marcus Tullius Cicero Quote:




“Great men always have dogs.” Ouida Quote:




“The more I see of dogs, the more I like." Winifred Holtby Quote:




“Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs.” Desmond Morris Quote:




“Dogs are fine in the field.” George Herbert Quote:




“Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wristwatch.” George Carlin Quote




“Dogs, bless them, operate on the premise that human beings are fragile and require incessant applications of affection and reassurance. The random lick of a hand and the furry chin draped over the instep are calculated to let the shaky owner know that a friend is nearby.” Mary McGrory Quote:




“Dogs don't mind being photographed in compromising situations." Elliott Erwitt




"You don’t always get the dog you want, but you get the dog that you need." Cesar Millan Quote:




“It is fatal to let any dog know that he is funny, for he immediately loses his head and starts hamming it up.” P. G. Wodehouse Quote:




“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner – and the distance you are from your car.” Demetri Martin Quote:




“There is honor in being a dog.” Aristotle Quote:




“Discipline isn't about showing a dog who's boss; it's about taking responsibility for a living creature you have brought into your world.” Cesar Millan Quote:




“Who loves me will love my dog also.” Bernard of Clairvaux Quote:



“There is a dog in every man.” Linda Hamilton Quote:

 

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